Hillary Clinton Escort Services

dinner-with-hillary-clinton Hillary Clinton Escort ServicesSAYS the email from Hillary Clinton (remember her?):

“Summer is a time for simple pleasures: family vacations, baseball games, and dinner out under the stars. At least it is if you aren’t running for president!”

“HAVE A MEAL WITH HILLARY – LET’S GO TO DINNER!

Hillary’s not pimpimg [sic] Chelsea. There’s more:

“Contribute now, and you an I could be enjoying a summer dinner together soon.”

Make a donation to Hillary Clinton and you stand a chance of dinner with her. And after dinner…? Well, who knows. How much you got?

Better yet, you don’t have to pay to break bread with the failed and in debt former presidential hopeful. You can win a dinner date with Hillary Clinton for free. Hey, it will just like being Bill.

Play now, and that table at Hooters could be yours!

Posthumous Jon Swift sez: “Satire: ur doin it rong.

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